March 2011
1 post
“Angelina Jolie Heads To Paris In Search Of The Perfect Wedding Gown!”
December 2010
4 posts
“Jay Leno Found Taking Drugs”
“Britney Throws Off Top”
“Jamie Lynn is a bigger slut than Britney”
“Child actress Abigail Breslin turns bad”
November 2010
1 post
“Tim Russert’s Sex Scandal Exposed At Funeral”
February 2010
1 post
“Britney Fights With Jolie”
October 2009
1 post
“Maniac Cut Hefner’s Balls”
September 2009
1 post
“Madonna Is A Moslim Now”
August 2009
1 post
“McCane Died Of Heart Attack”
– [sic]
June 2009
4 posts
“Obama Cursed By Pope”
“Tom Brady Punches Man In Hardware Store”
“Christina Aguilera Comeback Hits Snag After She Loses Teeth”
“Obama Broke His Leg”
May 2009
6 posts
“Customer Subdues Robber With Appleesauce”
“Gays Sue McCain”
“Sean Connery: I Was In CIA”
“Slumdog Star Died”
“Mad Veteran Shot Policeman”
“Massacre In School Again”
April 2009
5 posts
“Mariah Carey Got High”
“Surgeons Made Madonna Blind”
“German Tourist Threw Up In White House”
“Sir Sean Connery Is A PhD Now”
“Justin Timberlake Provokes Flash Mob”
March 2009
1 post
“Eighteen People Killed In Your City”
January 2009
1 post
“Paula Caught Making Out With Simon”
December 2008
1 post
“Britney Spears Under LAPD Investigation”
November 2008
5 posts
“Obama Decided To Stop War”
“World Markets Rebound”
“Heartless Girl Survived”
“McCain Daughter Caught Naked”
“President Was Shot In Head”
September 2008
9 posts
“Obama Sweeps Weekend Primaries, Grammy Awards, Box Office Records”
“Obama Talks of Mixed Parentage, Admits Zeus Was His Father”
“Paris Hilton To Work With Blind Retards”
“Perez Hilton To Be Sworn In As Israeli President?”
“John Edwards, Exploiting Hillary-Obama War, to Campaign as a Black Woman”
“Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey To Split”
“Obama Addresses Cold War Reenactors, Promises Better Results”
“Obama Would Beat Clinton In A Speedtalking Contest: We Have The Evidence”
“Army Using Ashlee Simpson Ringtones to Brainwash Recruits”
August 2008
75 posts
“Steve Jobs Names God As Successor”
“Stonehenge Was ‘Part Of Crazy Golf Course For Race Of Giant Humans’”
“Obama Comes Clean: ‘I’m A Proud, Elitist, Liberal Bastard’”
“K-Fed, Justin Timberlake To Release Britney Spears Tribute Album”
“Paris Hilton ‘Bent Over Backwards For Me,’ Says Stephen Hawking”
“Has Whirling Paris Hilton Embraced Sufism?”
“Paris Hilton Violated By Gypsies”
“Japanese Prime Minister Denies World War 2 Ever Took Place”